My patter has ran dry and I'd rather not do half arsed posts,
So Glasgow Mega Burrito is officailly dead.
Ultra thanks for putting up with my shite chat, I started this as a joke between a few friends and never imagined it would be as popular as it was/is.
KEEP SHAGGIN!
Tuesday, 27 March 2012
Sunday, 12 February 2012
The Greatest Love Of All
Ah flew tae San Francisco tae shag some grub in the Mission district.
Hame of the burrito!
Get it roon ye!
I spent 6 days eating nothing but massive horse cock sized burritos.
Avoiding all manner of crack heids I made my way to La Espiga de Oro
Fuckin steak & cheese!
This place was recommended by ma pal M.J. who lives in the city.
Was chuggin like crazy waiting on this as it was made fresh to order. Good sign!
This salsa was fucking unreal...instantly jizzed.
Getting it dealt!
FUCKIN FUCK FUCK FUCK YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!
This hing was blingin! Hot sauce ultra sexual! Amazing meat and tortilla! PURE BLISS!
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Head wis blown aff with ultra flavours. This is how it should be be done.
This place would be hard to top.
DAY 2
Was busy stoating aroon the city trying to get things sorted for the gigs I wis doin that I forgot to eat til late afternoon...was goin aff ma nut wi hanger and couldn't think straight so I dived into the closest joint I could see.....bad move.
EL TORO
This place was busy so ah thought it was gonna be decent....it looked alright.
I ordered a porky super burrito
Spicy beans & salsa.
Squeezed fresh lime on the chips & was ready tae pump it!
Mega heavy rice, meat dry as fuck, beans and other ingredients just super bland.
Saying that it was still better than most of the shite you get in the U.K.
Still smashed fuck oot it!
DAY 3
Mare kicking aboot etc I found ah few place landmarks.
After all that walking it was time tae hit the mission!
LA CUMBRE
This place was on Man V. Food as they claim to have invented the mission style burrito back in the day. I'd checked a few online reviews which said it wis shite.
For the sake of research it had to be dealt.
Pork in green sauce, spicy re-fried beans wi spicy salsa.
Ripped intae it!
FUCKIN' MIGHTY & MEATY! PURE JUICY AS FUCK!
Best pork I've hivver hid!
Great wee salsa anaw!
HATERS GONNA HATE!
DAY 4
LA TAQUERIA CANCUN
Chicken abodo
This place was loads of fun, staff having a laugh, amazing interior.
Another beast to slay!
Forgot tae set the flash on ma camera.....but trust me this was shit hot!
All super fresh, rice was excellent. everything bursting with mighty flavours.
Full bone!
DAY 5
LA TAQUERIA
Sweet looking munchie toon!
Another place claiming to have the best burritos & tacos in the world.
This was a big floppy cock filled with pork again, cheese, sour cream, guac and spicy beans.
Pure amazing!
This guy was totally fleein! Staff gave me weird looks for inserting ma dick intae it.
Was floating around for a couple of hours in burrito dream land when ah realised that I'd no been any seafood. What a fud!
Had tae sort that instantly by hittin up La Corneta fur ah fish taco!
Grilled salmon taco!
Little did I know my life was about to changed. This thing was insane, easily one of the greatest plates of fid I've ever stuffed intae ma fat gub. Sent me straight to orbit.
NAE FUCKIN' MESSIN'!!!! YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!
Was blowin' ma load all over the place, dousing the other customers in ma man jam.
That's wan sloppy taco.
Dealt!
DAY 6
I had a wee bit of time left before my flight for the sake of reliable grub I got ma erse back tae La Corneta for one last much of heaven.
Steak & prawn burrito
Ready?
Go!
MEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steak was unreal, massive fuckin' prawns.
Super super super fresh!
Just too good. I got to the airport and started greetin mourning the loss of all the insane grub ah goat tae swatch. Wis cheered up when ah seen this Total Recall style patter near ma boarding gate.
All food for me is officially ruined.
FUCK SAKE!!!!!!
Hame of the burrito!
Get it roon ye!
I spent 6 days eating nothing but massive horse cock sized burritos.
Avoiding all manner of crack heids I made my way to La Espiga de Oro
Fuckin steak & cheese!
Was chuggin like crazy waiting on this as it was made fresh to order. Good sign!
FUCKIN FUCK FUCK FUCK YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!
Head wis blown aff with ultra flavours. This is how it should be be done.
This place would be hard to top.
Was busy stoating aroon the city trying to get things sorted for the gigs I wis doin that I forgot to eat til late afternoon...was goin aff ma nut wi hanger and couldn't think straight so I dived into the closest joint I could see.....bad move.
This place was busy so ah thought it was gonna be decent....it looked alright.
Saying that it was still better than most of the shite you get in the U.K.
DAY 3
Mare kicking aboot etc I found ah few place landmarks.
After all that walking it was time tae hit the mission!
This place was on Man V. Food as they claim to have invented the mission style burrito back in the day. I'd checked a few online reviews which said it wis shite.
For the sake of research it had to be dealt.
Pork in green sauce, spicy re-fried beans wi spicy salsa.
FUCKIN' MIGHTY & MEATY! PURE JUICY AS FUCK!
DAY 4
LA TAQUERIA CANCUN
Chicken abodo
This place was loads of fun, staff having a laugh, amazing interior.
All super fresh, rice was excellent. everything bursting with mighty flavours.
Full bone!
DAY 5
LA TAQUERIA
Was floating around for a couple of hours in burrito dream land when ah realised that I'd no been any seafood. What a fud!
Had tae sort that instantly by hittin up La Corneta fur ah fish taco!
Little did I know my life was about to changed. This thing was insane, easily one of the greatest plates of fid I've ever stuffed intae ma fat gub. Sent me straight to orbit.
NAE FUCKIN' MESSIN'!!!! YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!
Was blowin' ma load all over the place, dousing the other customers in ma man jam.
DAY 6
I had a wee bit of time left before my flight for the sake of reliable grub I got ma erse back tae La Corneta for one last much of heaven.
Steak & prawn burrito
FUCK SAKE!!!!!!
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